Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.