Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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An oopsy daisy.

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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Their balls are just for decoration

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

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Pedi-files

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.