Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!