What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.