What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.