Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Cold Flay

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN

When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad?

Because it was

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.