Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Cold Flay

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What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit?

IT'S R/AWW!!

When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad?

Because it was

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.