Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
Coz...she "let's it go!"
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Harmonica Lewinsky.
Grant.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
A hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
A: Rep-tiles.
nail the other hand to the floor.
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
