Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Light bulbs

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He had to start from scratch.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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A co-operating system.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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None. They like it on the dark side.