Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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How many cats?

One.

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Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Breakout Jokes More Breakout Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Proactive Jokes More Proactive Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter