What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.