What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much