What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !