Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.