Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

How long is a Chinaman?

How long IS a chinaman

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan