Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)