What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Chalk Jokes More Chalk Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out