Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"