Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
It's not hard.
They prevented hispanic attacks
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Chalk to you later.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Because this docent makes any cents.
You switch sides at half time.
Half of what it was last week
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.