Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Indice
Finger-prints.
Baby cedar
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
He didn't see the ewe turn.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Penny ...
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Half of London
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
The cow jumped over the moon.
