What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.