What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.