What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia