What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.