How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight