Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.