Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Play Song Jokes More Play Song Jokes

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight