What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.