Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a baby drink?

A: Stick it in the blender.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Joy Jokes More Joy Jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy