How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins