How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees