What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")