What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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