How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd