What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.