What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.