What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days