How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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How about some snappy one-liners?

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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A Brazilian

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OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :