How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.