What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.