What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte