What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.