What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.