What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.