How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!