Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn