Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !