What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.