Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.