Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup