Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease