What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .