What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .