How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar