How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.