How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards