What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.