How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!