How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.