How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."