Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.