It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
Sheet
Coma-toes.
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
U and I.
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
A Piecycle.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D