What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.