What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors"

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!