What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white