Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Chinese Baby Jokes More Chinese Baby Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!