How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.