Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.