Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair