What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.