Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(