Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(