What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.