What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein