What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...