What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop