What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!