What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.