What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.